Have you ever thought about how the Bible would have been different if it had been written by college students?
• The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning . . . cold.
• There would have been only five commandments, double-spaced, and printed out in a large font.
• New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
• Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
• Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to mail@churchatrome.org.
• Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
• The end of the world occurs at Finals week, not Armageddon.
• Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
• Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
• Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
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